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Yet More Anti Scottish Abuse from Cribbo |
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Written by Phil Cooper
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Tuesday, 09 March 2010 00:20 |
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He may be thousands of miles away swinging in a hammock in the tropical breeze but Steve Cribbens still manages to find his way into the bin. Yet again he has been sending anti Scottish material to people. This time in the form of a "joke" and here it is: THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A GLASGOW GIRL
Three friends married women from different parts of the world....
The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Glasgow. He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees. Get in the bin Cribbo and take your banana with you. |
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Yet More Anti Scottish Abuse from Cribbo |
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Written by Phil Cooper
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Tuesday, 09 March 2010 00:20 |
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He may be thousands of miles away swinging in a hammock in the tropical breeze but Steve Cribbens still manages to find his way into the bin. Yet again he has been sending anti Scottish material to people. This time in the form of a "joke" and here it is: THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A GLASGOW GIRL
Three friends married women from different parts of the world....
The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Glasgow. He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees. Get in the bin Cribbo and take your banana with you. |
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