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Even His Dad Was Astonished |
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Written by Phil Cooper
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Saturday, 06 February 2010 16:36 |
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The Turner family have been no strangers to the yellow card. But today Will Turner surpassed himself. And who grassed him up? His dad, Don! Will was on the touchline as a sub for today's cup tie against Whitstable. New club secretary, Mike Wilkinson, joined the loyal band of Stones supporters who like to get close to the action but Mike is wheelchair bound so had to work hard to get him and his wheelchair across the notorious muddy pitch. During the game Mike tried to follow the action along the touchline bu tfound it hard going so he called over to Will to help. Regular readers will also know that Will is very stupid so on seeing Will was having trouble pushing his wheelchair, Mike said,s "shove, shove." Will who was watching the game assumed Mike was urging on the Stones pak in a scrum and immediately joined Mike in shouting "shove, shove." Will then left Mike in the middle of the mud facing the wrong way as he sauntered off to watch the game. Dad, Don, has now disowned his mad son. Mike is still on the pitch and should be there tomorrow to support the Folkestone junior teams in their Sunday matches! Welcome to the friendliest club in Kent Mike!!!!!! |
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Written by Phil Cooper
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Saturday, 23 January 2010 18:58 |
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After 3 weeks of no rugby John V Kidson was in a very good mood today. In fact he was very excited especially at the end of today's match. The scoundrel called a meeting with our wonderful Estonian players he lured over here this season. Just before Christmas Tanel invited his beautiful girlfriend, Annette to pop over and see him. The unfortunate beauty first came across Kidson at Park House and it wasn't plaeasant for her as not only was Kidson's lust very obvious even through thick corduroy trousers but the poor lassie had to put up with being leered at by Messrs. Ruddock and Lane. Today at the meeting with the Estonians Kidson who has decided he is their landlord suggested that Annette sit on his lap as he may consider dropping their rent. He could also get her into tv work he told her. Ever since he nearly blinded half the civilised world with his badges when he appeared on Sky Sports' Total Rugby Kidson believes he is a tv mogul and he and his equally nasty chum , Schofield have often been spotted outside Folkestone niteries offerring lifts to drunk young ladies. They sit in their souped up Ford Ka 1.1L playing their Eight track of Vera Lynn lsongs oudly both wearing corduroy trousers and shirts open to their navals. Schofield sports one medallion but as ever Kidson overdoes the bling with about 85 medallions wrapped round his neck. "I can get you into tv work ladies." he calls out to any young ladies within 20 feet of the car. Well Mr Kidson this is a family club and your behaviour is despicable. So you and your lounge lizard chum, Scofield are binned. Yet again. And no Annette is not going to join you as she is booked for trauma counselling. |
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